whey do she walk wit a limp.??
iem sorrie, eye aem sew populur eye get sew manie tweets.!! luv yuu shien on.!!
I listen to Schiesse everytime i poop
I listen to Highway Unicorn (Road to Love) when I’m riding down the Road to Love on my highway unicorn.
I listen to judas everytime I read the bible.
I listen to love game whenever I’m riding a discostick !
I listen to teeth whenever i’m flossing
I listen to hair everytime i brush my hair
i listen to americano everytime i hop across the border
I listen to just dance everytime i’m dancing
i listen to ribbons every time i have sex.
I listen to so happy I could die when I slit my wrists.
I’m become a mom when I listen to government hooker.
unless you want to be dad.
I listen to Fever every time I’m sick.
I listen to Speechless every time I have a sore throat.
I listen to “Paper Gangsta” when I play with my Snoop Dogg paper doll dress up.
i listen to poker face when i’m playing poker.
^^^ this is fucking amazing.
i listen to bloody mary when i get my period
I listen to Black Jesus + Amen Fashion every time I watch Morgan Freeman in that Jim Carey Movie.
I listen to The Edge Of Glory when I’m about to fall off my bed
I listen to BoysBoysBoys when I’m having a 4 some
omg i want 2 play
eye hope yuu all katch aides.!!
Ugh, eye west eye could makenout wit meysekf, I em sew sexci sumtiems
You will never find what you are looking for in love, if you don’t love yourself
I did dat last nite. Yu mad doe.?no, i copiwrited dem all
fuk u agag
fuk u in da butt
Hey everyone, this is my first ever giveaway. I’m planning to start doing giveaway contests every few weeks, and to kick things off I’ll be giving away fashion themed Lady Gaga items.
The reason I’ve decided to start doing contests is simple: I love sharing Lady Gaga with my friends… so why not…
Iem giving awei mey pubes, so yeh
eye aem in da middel of shit, pls dunt bothur me wiht dis nonsence
dis is basicly wat hapend
stoopid bitch, dats wey da vid waz stoopid
ITS JUS ME DRESD IN A MERMADE SUTE. I SWER, I HAV DA DUMEST FANZ
dey aer sew stoopid agag…
i can danse & yuu aint got know rhythme, so fuk yu whit boy
ps i tink u r an ignorent breed
u no nothing of mey work, pls stey awei frum me
eye jus farted and yuu cam out